Printable kit · instant download
Host ramen night without losing the plot.
A printable kit with a timeline, shopping checklist, table menu, place cards and a bowl-building card. You buy the ingredients locally; we cover the paper.
Digital PDFs only — no food, no kit in the post. Checklist is inside. Prices in USD.
- 9 pages
- in the kit, A4
- Instant
- download after payment
- $19
- one-time, or $9.49/month


The kit · one-time
The Ramen Night Kit
Nine pages for one dinner: when to prep, what to buy, how to build the bowl, and what goes on the table. Built for a normal kitchen and a supermarket that may not stock menma.
- Ramen Night Kit · 9 pages
- Table menu (print-ready single) · 1 page
- Place cards (print-ready single) · 1 page
- Two art pages (print-ready) · 2 pages
Four PDFs, downloadable the moment payment clears. By buying you agree to the Terms and the Refunds policy: 14 days if you have not downloaded the files, no refund after that.
What is inside
- 01
One-night hosting guide
Two days out, the day before, four hours out, then the twelve minutes that decide the night. Plus five house rules that stop the usual failures.
- 02
Local shopping checklist
Per person, grouped by where things sit in a shop, with a substitution for everything that is hard to find outside a big city. You buy it all yourself.
- 03
Printable table menu
One page you fill in and stand on the table, so nobody asks what is in it while you are draining noodles.
- 04
Eight place cards
Fold-over cards with cut and fold marks, a name line, and an allergy line that faces the cook.
- 05
Two art pages
A shop-curtain poster and a bowl-order diagram. Print on thicker paper if you have it.
- 06
Bowl-building card
The order, the amounts, and a short list of what to do when the bowl tastes flat, salty or lukewarm. Keep it by the stove.
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Monthly · cancel any time
Bowl Club Monthly
One new printable drop each month if you want to keep going after the first night. Drop 01 lands as soon as you join.
- A new printable drop on the 1st of each month
- Drop 01 — Tare & Toppings, available immediately
- Your own membership page: bookmark it, new drops appear there
- Cancel when you want — no email, no form
Renews monthly until you cancel. Cancelling stops the next charge; the drops you have already downloaded stay yours. See the Terms.
Already a member? Open member access
Drop 01 — Tare & Toppings
August 20264 pages · A4 · included the moment you join
- Tare ratios you can hold in your head — shio, shoyu, miso
- A five-minute aroma oil made from things already in the cupboard
- A scorecard so the table argues about the right things



Only Drop 01 is out so far. Drop 02 arrives on the 1st of next month; later drops show up on your membership page.
How it works
Pay, download, print.
- 01
Pay by card
Checkout runs through Stripe. Your card details never touch this site.
- 02
Download straight away
Files unlock on the confirmation page once payment clears. Members get a bookmarkable page with every drop.
- 03
Print, shop, cook
Print on A4 (black and white is fine). Take the checklist to the shops, keep the bowl card by the stove, put the menu on the table.